Diddly Squat: Home to RoostBy: Jeremy Clarkson Series: Diddly Squat It's been another memorable year on Diddly Squat Farm will the chickens finally come home to roost? Welcome back to Clarksons Farm . . . Where the spring barley crop has failed. Just like the oil seed rape. And the oats turned the colour of a hearing aid. The mushrooms went mouldy. While the sheep, pigs and cows cost more than they earned. At least, the farm shops doing a roaring trade in candles even if they